Scott
Scott brings a great deal to TJ Monkey’s table…a knife, a spoon, two forks and a plate. As the Boy Scouts say “Always Be Prepared”. Now, Scott was never a Boy Scout nor does he particularly like the Fascist nature of the Boy Scout regime, but hey. They’ve got a good slogan, so what can you do?
Scott recently graduated from Duke University where he was one of the founding members of Duke University Improv (DUI). In his 4 years at Duke, Scott helped guide DUI (dooey) from nothing to…something. Now, the Duke kids love dooey and Scott.
At Duke, Scott majored in history, which is probably why he rehashes old jokes over and over and over again…Of course his history major did have practical purposes. Scott has great research and organizational skills. For example…where did I put that example? I had it right around here. Damn! It took me days to find that thing. I mean, it should have been a simple task really…
At Duke Scott also sang with the Pitchforks, one of the nation’s premiere collegiate male a cappella groups. Why this is important for his improv bio is anybody’s guess. Although, you really never know when a spontaneous RRRRRRRRACAPPELLA song might break out during a skit.
Anyways, Scott is looking forward to continuing his hobby of building successful improv groups and then moving on to greener pastures. It’s what he does.
Oh, and Scott’s a Pisces… that’s the fish…
Thoughts
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On a Curious Saying
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On Baby Names
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On Sleepwalking
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On the Weirdest Craigslist Listing I’ve Seen
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On Going Blind
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On Meaningless Promotional Statements
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On Losing My Mind
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On Halloween Costumes
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On 75%
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On Too Much Sinning
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On The Laundromat
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On Feeling 7
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On Being Sick
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On My Morning Commute
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On the Color Orange
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On My Time in Jail
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On The Marrying Kind
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On Philly Sports
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On Getting My Affairs In Order
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On 100 Thoughts
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On Filet of Soda
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On Ex-Girlfriends
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On Southern Gas
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On An Apology for the Weather in the Northeast
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On Good Will
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On Being ‘Married by America’
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On The Twelve Days Of Christmas
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On Naked Chicks
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On More Than 43 Flavors
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On Reese’s “Fast Break”
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On A Mad-Lib
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On Slow Walkers And Door Holding
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On Apartment Listings
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On Fortune Cookies and Secret Plans
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On Runaway Truck Ramps
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On Law School Homonyms
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On Declaring Early For the Draft
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On Talking Babies
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On Pontiac Car Commercials
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On Picking Up Women Part 2
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On Picking Up Women
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On How to Fix Anything and Everything
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On Microwaves
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On Donating Organs
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On Anecdotes From Law School Visits
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On A Fan’s Suggestion
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On Late Night Calls
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On Storms Coming
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On Fake Rings
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On Being Too Into T.J. Monkey’s
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On the “Little Wave”
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On the Thought Assembly Line
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On “Good” Actors in Bad Movies
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On Not Being Mother Theresa
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On Going Crazy
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On Being Safe
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On Having Just One
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On “We” Street Vendors
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On Answers
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On High School Alumni Donations
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On Everybody Not Loving Raymond
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On E-Mail Signatures
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On Harry Potter
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On Britney Spears
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On the Birth of T.J. Monkey’s
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On the Lambada
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On Wills
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On Being A Genius
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On Imaginary Friends
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On a Misnomer
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On The Student Becoming The Teacher
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On Pee-Stained Streets
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On McSizes
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On Running Out of Thoughts
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On Dressing to Your Attractiveness Level
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On Evil People
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On Wash and Fold
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On Passion and Jobs in the Industry
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On Dark Angel and the Future
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On Cell Phone Laws
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On Chain Thoughts
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On Purses and Masculinity
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On Traveling
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On Antibionics
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On Days Like Any Other (Wednesdays)
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On the Great American Novel
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On Reading Between the Lines
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On Birthdays
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On Saying You’re Sorry
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On Aged Tuna
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On Milkshakes
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On Dating
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On Hell
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On Altoids and Curious Foods
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On Boy Band Knowledge
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On Dead TV Guy
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On Singing and Songs
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On Gateway Candy
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On Meeses
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On an Emergency Test