Scott

Scott brings a great deal to TJ Monkey’s table…a knife, a spoon, two forks and a plate. As the Boy Scouts say “Always Be Prepared”. Now, Scott was never a Boy Scout nor does he particularly like the Fascist nature of the Boy Scout regime, but hey. They’ve got a good slogan, so what can you do?
Scott recently graduated from Duke University where he was one of the founding members of Duke University Improv (DUI). In his 4 years at Duke, Scott helped guide DUI (dooey) from nothing to…something. Now, the Duke kids love dooey and Scott.
At Duke, Scott majored in history, which is probably why he rehashes old jokes over and over and over again…Of course his history major did have practical purposes. Scott has great research and organizational skills. For example…where did I put that example? I had it right around here. Damn! It took me days to find that thing. I mean, it should have been a simple task really…
At Duke Scott also sang with the Pitchforks, one of the nation’s premiere collegiate male a cappella groups. Why this is important for his improv bio is anybody’s guess. Although, you really never know when a spontaneous RRRRRRRRACAPPELLA song might break out during a skit.
Anyways, Scott is looking forward to continuing his hobby of building successful improv groups and then moving on to greener pastures. It’s what he does.
Oh, and Scott’s a Pisces… that’s the fish…
Thoughts
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On a Pop Quiz
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On Meeting People and Waitresses
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On Boredom
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On Underage People in Bars
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On a Career as a Tortured Artist
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On Lost Items
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On Bar Phobias
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On Holiday Spirits and Beer-battered Dogs
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On Christmas and Lord of the Flies
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On Assassination Attempts
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On Molecular Transportation and Bein’ Drunk
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On Sock Colors
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On the Political Family
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On Some Fan Mail
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On Watches
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On Our Four Fathers
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On Being Oblivious
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On Dirty Rotten Cliches
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On Inner Children
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On Joggers in the Park
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Weak In News
Weak In News, 3/5/2001 – 3/9/2001
Scott, Cason and Harris