Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be inside a microwave?
Well, wonder no more.
I’ve figured it out.
For one thing, it would be pretty hot. But it wouldn’t be hot for that long, which is, of course, the beauty of microwaves.
Secondly, I think it would be pretty much like being in outer space. By that I mean, it would cause you to explode.
We’ve all seen enough sci fi movies to know that if you get stuck in outer space without your space suit, and you’re not a cartoon, you will explode.
Same deal with microwaves.
So, remember, if it gets really cold one night, and you think warming up in the microwave might be a good idea, you have to ask yourself the following question:
Is a brief moment of cozy warmness worth exploding?
I say, probably not.
Consider yourself warned…
Note: John and Cason (who used to write news for this site many years ago) contributed to this Thought. And by contributed I mean they were there when I came up with all the funny parts, assuming there are funny parts.