Have you ever spent any time on a farm? How ’bout in a primate house? Well, you may not believe me, but these two places can provide you with oodles and oodles of family fun. Of course they can also be dangerous if you’re not careful.
One summer, about 7 years ago, I-
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and so I said: “Chickens and lemurs can’t be crossbred. Can you imagine the poop that would cause?”
Woo… well, that very well could have been the funniest thing that ever happened in my life. Or anyone’s life for that matter. I just love that story. Can’t imagine one any funnier than that.
Anyways, remember not to create hybrid species in your basements, kids. Genetic experiments are not for the faint of heart. You never know what might happen.