I just started taking antibionics. They’re kind of wearing me down, but I feel like I’m getting better, so that’s good…
“You just said antibionics.”
What’s that? Yeah, antibionics. That’s what I said.
“Um, don’t you mean antibiotics?”
If I meant antibiotics, I would’ve said antibiotics. I meant antibionics.
“What the hell are antiobionics?!”
Well, my dad was Lee Majors, the 6 million dollar man, so I’m part bionic. However, since he was only part bionic, I’m even less bionic than he is. Therefore, it’s just messing with my whole system, you know? Coughing, sneezing…I think I may have a sinus infection. Hence, antibionics.
“You’ve gone loopy. Let me see those.”
I have not gone loopy. Here. Take a look.
“These are Flintstones chewable vitamins.”
Do I look bionic to you?
“No.”
Well then. They’re antibionics, and they’re working…