You know that saying “Chimps. Bet you can’t have just one”?
Well, I was in a st —
What’s that? It’s chips, not chimps? Like potato chips? Hmm.
That really burns me up. Yesterday, the guy at the pet store talked me into buying a PAIR of monkeys. Used the ol’ “bet you can’t have just one chimp” adage.
I wanted to say “I’ll take that bet”, but he was just so convincing. I mean, how COULD I have just one chimp?
But it’s not that you can’t have just one chimp. It’s chips. Chips! CHIPS!!!!
I’m a moron.
Damn…