Well, we strive for both quality and quantity on this here site, so here’s an attempt to pare down all these Thoughts we have into the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the top of the heap. Do you not agree with these standings? Then go vote for whatever Thought you think should be on the list or should be higher on the list. Voting’s easy, and it’s fun, and it’s good for ya. Just go to the Thought you like, click on the voting link at the bottom of the page, and boom, you’ve taken part in the democratic process. There’s no logging in, no credit cards, no AdultChecks; just one click, and you’re done. That’s the T.J. Monkey’s promise.
- 1/23/2001 – On the Art of War, Part 1 by John
- 1/19/2001 – On My Future Occupation as a Ho by Bret
- 12/1/2000 – On Our Four Fathers by Scott
- 1/18/2001 – On a Career as a Tortured Artist by Scott
- 1/26/2001 – On the Art of War, Part 2 by John
- 12/14/2000 – On Molecular Transportation and Bein’ Drunk by Scott
- 1/29/2001 – On the Art of War, Part 3 by John
- 1/30/2001 – On a Pop Quiz by Scott
- 12/8/2000 – On the Political Family by Scott
- 1/28/2001 – On a Miracle Cure by Bret
- 1/24/2001 – On Boredom by Scott
- 11/10/2000 – On Logic by Flynn
- 1/31/2001 – On Constructing the Perfect Pop Star by Seth
- 11/13/2000 – On Theater Gambling by John
- 1/17/2001 – On the Story of T.J. Monkey by Harris
- 12/15/2000 – On a Stock Market Update by Porter
- 11/20/2000 – On Fate and Vinnie by Porter
- 11/29/2000 – On Our Season Finale by John
- 11/16/2000 – On Shakespeare Being a Hack by John
- 11/28/2000 – On A Chance, Part 2 by Porter
- 10/25/2000 – On the Popularity of Carlos Santana by Porter
- 11/18/2000 – On A Few Humble Corrections by John
- 11/2/2000 – On Elevators and High Drama by John
- 12/7/2000 – On Fast Times and Fast Food by Porter
- 12/17/2000 – On the Origin of “Native American” by Seth
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