I bet most of you come to this site to get away from the daily grind, to take a break from work or study, and to laugh a little bit.
Well, tough because today we’re having a pop quiz. Just how carefully have you been paying attention to the Thoughts of the Day, to the group members Bios, to Fan Mail, or to anything you may view on this site?
I’ll wager that it’s not very carefully. Well, we here at T.J. Monkeys are sick and tired of being mere fluff. So, take out your No. 2 pencils and get ready.
1) T.J. Monkeys is the number one response to the search query:
a) Bad Ass Cars.
b) monkeysexpornsexmonkeypornsexsexmonkey.
c) Bad Asses.
d) Decertified Proctologists.
2) Scott’s zodiac sign is:
a) Bitch.
b) the little crab one.
c) Pisces.
d) Scott exists outside astrology’s evil grasp.
3) Porter enjoys:
a) long walks on the beach.
b) candle light dinners.
c) both a and b.
d) fooling all the people all the time.
4) Monday is:
a) the day after Sunday.
b) Fan Mail day.
c) sucky.
d) manic.
5) One of Sean’s favorite things to do is to:
a) jump on people.
b) feed pigeons in the park.
c) feed pigeons to people in the park.
d) sit.
6) T.J. Monkey’s friends include:
a) DUI.
b) George Bush.
c) The Boston Comedy Club in Boston.
d) T.J. Monkey’s has no friends.
7) Nupe is:
a) Indian Royalty.
b) merely Indian.
c) Satan’s minion.
d) able to puke and poop simultaneously.
8) John incorrectly reported that:
a) Walt Disney assassinates royalty.
b) the sky had, in fact, fallen.
c) M&M’s are rat poison.
d) communism is “fun for the kids”.
9) Harris:
a) fears interacting with penguins.
b) lives in hell.
c) is made from Snapple.
d) recently won the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.
10) You:
a) have just wasted 10 minutes that you’ll never be able to get back.
b) have too much free time.
c) love T.J. Monkey’s, and what could be wrong with that?
d) were just looking for some bad ass cars and sadly stumbled into this hell on the Internet that you cannot escape.
Thanks for participating in the quiz. All the answers are available somewhere on this site. And when you find them, e-mail me the answers. Or don’t. I’m not gonna run your life for ya. Let the search begin.