Harris
Harris Brodsky is Jewish. I mean, I don’t want to dwell on it, but there it is, you know? No way around it. Besides being Jewish, Harris’ hobbies include running the T.J. Monkey’s secret service and writing bar-none, the funniest eMail responses in the known universe. Quite the ladies man, Harris often attracts more groupies than the rest of the group combined (excluding Sean, who is often excluded), causing great problems for Groupie Control chairman, Nupur Mehta. Says Mehta, “Sloppy Joe’s are not sloppy; in fact, they’re very nutricious.” Harris excels in "The Script Game". His deadpan humor and unrelenting spunk have won him numerous accolades including an MTV Video Award for his work in the Spice Girls’ “2 Become 1”. Harris’ favorite cheese is Quembly, which is a saucy little number developed in South Wales. Harris hopes to one day write his own bio.
Thoughts
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On Love in the Carpool Lane
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On Ghosts and My Destroyed Childhood, again
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On Goofy, and My Destroyed Childhood
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On Gift Giving
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On Iraq and Moustaches
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On Fun With Hippos
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On Houston’s Weight
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On Coming Back Home
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On My Supernatural Clock
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On the Astros
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On Weather
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On the French
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On Sickness
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On Ebert and Roeper
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On Jessica Simpson Hatred
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On a Security Guard’s Life
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On My Dad – A Father’s Day Message
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On The Office
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On Dark Angel and the Future
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On a Memo From the Firm
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On Dungeon Jailors
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On the Check, Please
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On Needless Apologies
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On Altoids and Curious Foods
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On Crosswalk Peril
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On the Story of T.J. Monkey
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On Shepherds and Cell Phones
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On Santa and Wilford Brimley
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On Train People
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On Using IM at the Workplace