Well T.J. Monkey’s, I have been gone for a long time now. I needed some time to figure out where I was going, and if I still had anything to offer you. Let’s be honest, I was no good for you the way I was. We were just going around in circles for a time there. We weren’t moving forward and I don’t think you were happy with our relationship either. I was just the one who finally did something about it. Sure, you were upset. We had been together for a long time there, but it gave you space to try out other writers.
Don’t worry about me, I found something out there, something I was missing. I feel I am a more complete person now. I am ready to give you my all T.J. Monkey’s. I gotta tell you, I got my groove back through another website. We spent time together workshopping a lot of ideas, and there was one long weekend at a bed and breakfast in in Portland. But it was ultimately your web address that drew me back. We were meant to be together T.J. Monkey’s, unless, of course, my shit can’t cut it.