It was pretty cold this morning.
The kind of day that made you say:
“Hey, I should wear a winter coat, a scarf, one of those ear warmer things and a glove.”
You read me right. A glove.
It’s not that I’m trying to bring back the fashion of Michael Jackson circa 1984. It’s just that I seem to have lost one of my gloves.
Fashion choices aside, gloves don’t really work if they’re not a pair. They’re unable to reach they’re potential as gloves. They can’t function individually. Trust me. I tried fitting both hands in one glove, but it just didn’t work.
It’s very sad.
So, I’m asking all of you out there to give me a hand…no pun intended. Help my pair of gloves do what they do best: work together, as a team, to keep my hands warm.
“How?” you say…
Well, my lost glove is somewhere in New York City. It may be on either the 1 or the 9 subway. It could be on the street somewhere between Rockefeller Center and Lincoln Center. If we all pitch in, I really think we can track it down.
Thanks for your help.
Oh, and it answers to the name “Righty”…