Nupe
Nupe hails from the royal family of a small province in the red light district of the Indian outback. When the existing government insisted on levying taxes to raise revenue for universal education and employment programs, the Mehtas, fed up with the abuse of power, quickly overthrew the government and sentenced former officials to no dessert or TV for a week. When Nupe discovered that he was betrothed to the only child of the neighboring royal family (who was incidentally a large one-eyed man), he fled the country and left everything behind. He went back to get his CD’s, favorite Airwalks, and the stuffed rabbit he affectionately calls Nehasapetapetalan (translates to Blinkey). Nupe lived like a hobo for years, jumping freight cars, eating out of dumpsters, and turning states evidence to testify against dummy-front corporations for the Russian Mafia. The list goes on.
Thoughts
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On Lemonade
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On Sage Words of Advice
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On Breaking Up with Chicks
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On Making Eye Contact
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On the Evil People Who Live Above Me
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On T.J. Monkey’s: The Restaurant
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On Hugs from Hot Chicks
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On Being in the Dictionary
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On Old Man Witherspoon
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On The Old School
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On Trying to Be Clever
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On Being So Damn Stupid
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On Dark Angel and the Future
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On Hot People
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On Not Knowing People’s Names
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On Being Suddenly Overcome by Lava
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On Using the Lord’s Name
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On Picasso Not Being Too Bad
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On Naked Guys at the Gym
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On Why Cold Cities Exist
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On Linguistics and Gummi Bears
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On the Exact Whereabouts of Satan
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On Puking and Pooping