If people sat on each other’s laps more often, there’d be a whole lot more seats around.
And a whole lot more hard-ons.
Authors’ note: Bret would like the record to show that he contributed line 1, while Flynn brazenly contributed line 2. Flynn tried to explain to Bret that no one would possibly think that Bret came up with line 2 and that the note would be pointless. Bret prevailed, however, hence this note.