Can unmarried polygamists cheat on their girlfriends?
Hm, well, I guess if they’re not married, then they can’t very well be polygamists, since a polygamists is one who has more than one wife. So I suppose the person in question would really be more of a polygamist sympathizer.
Can unmaried polygamist synthesizers cheat on their girlfriends?
Hahaha! Did you see that? I wrote “polygamist synthesizers”. That’s pretty funny. That’s either someone who makes polygamists, or electric keyboards married to more than one instrument. Oh, me.
Can unmarried polygamist sympathizers cheat on their girlfriends?
Yeah, I guess they can, since they don’t have any legal documentation allowing them to date more than one persons for religious reasons. They’re just assholes.
What if they have legal documentation allowing them to be assholes? In that case, they could rightfully cheat. They’ve got us there.
Thanks for helping me work that out. I’ll be able to sleep a little more soundly now.
Anyone know where I can get a Certificate of Asshole?
Does it need to be notarized?