If you’re at a dinner party with a bunch of friends or acquaintances, make sure you’ve got a diverse group. I’m talking race, gender, occupation, and social status. You probably should all wear different colors, too. And make sure you’ve all got different titles, like Mr., Mrs., Ms., Herr, Senorita, Senator, Captain, Maestro, or Escort. This way, when one of you gets murdered, it’ll make for a really great time.
Oh, and keep a butler around, just in case you need a scapegoat. Butlers – the Jews of dinner parties.