If you’re hanging out at your friend’s apartment at around 11:30pm and the phone rings, you might think it’s funny to answer “Hello, Harris‘ den of porn,” especially if your friend’s name is Harris.
It is not funny, however, when the person calling then says “Harris?!” in a shocked, bemused and not altogether unmaternal way. Then the lightbulb of realization above your head tells you you’ve just welcomed your friend’s mom to his den of porn.
Of course that’s poor form on so many levels.
So, if, as you reach to answer the phone, the question of whether or not the “den of porn” line is funny ever arises remember this rule:
In general, you can safely assume that moms are not big fans of their sons’ porn dens…