Thought/Anecdote of the Day™©®

for January 13, 2004

On One Bad Apple

You know, it’s true what they say about one bad apple spoiling the bunch.

Especially if it’s a bunch of grapes.

Cuz then you’re all like “Mmm, tasty grapes. I could eat these all day lo- Gah! What the? What’s this apple doing in my grapes? Dang it man. How does that even happen, this is a bunch of gra- Awww! Awww, dude it’s totally rotten too. Oh sweet sips of cinnamon that is foul! That is not right. Not cool, man. Not cool. That totally ruins the pleasure I was getting from this delicious bunch of grapes. This bunch is now spoiled to me.”

So think about that the next time you’re planning on doing some drugs!

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