(the following is an unpaid advertisement for Bling Beer)
When you open a bottle of Bling Beer you’re not just opening a bottle of one the world’s finest beers, you’re opening up the greatest party of your life and you’re entering… the Bling Zone. Anything goes in the Bling Zone. Feel like cutting loose? Do it up homey. Forget about your deadlines at work and your kids back at home. Fly to the Bahamas. Have sex with eight chicks at the same time with no protection. Take up knife throwing and fire swallowing. Kiss a dude and later claim that it was an accident. Rollerblade on the backs of wild hyenas. Go bungee-jumping without a bungee cord. You’re in the Bling Zone and actions have no consequences in the Bling Zone. So next time you feel like getting the party started, crack open an ice cold Bling Beer.
Please drink Bling Beer responsibly.