Look, let’s admit it: Mondays are useless. Tuesday is the real start of the week. Monday is actually a “cool off” day after the weekend.

And Wednesday is a day to rest, after starting the week up on Tuesday.

And on Thursday, you should really just rest up and get ready for Friday, which is the real start of the weekend.

So, realistically, Tuesday is the only day in the week where you can get any work done.

And I’m using my vacation and sick and personal days to take Tuesdays off this year, and every year, for the foreseeable future.

So this is just a heads up to say: keep the paychecks coming, but you won’t see me around the office until my retirement party.