Some quick income tax tips:
- Get your forms done early. I, for example, have my forms done through 4125.
- Keep your receipts organized. I, for example, order all my receipts based on how many times the number 83 (my numerological “destiny constant”) appears on them.
- Use a separate Schedule C form for each side business. I, for example, send in three Schedule Cs. One each for my terrorist cell, my fringe militia group and my jazz dance troupe.
And the most important tip… the one the “experts” don’t want you to know… the tip that will save you thousands off your income taxes every year…
- Have no income. I, for example, am not paid to write these tax tips.