So here’s some funny little things I learned from spellcheck today:
- “Temperament” has an “A” in it! See it? Right there in the middle! I have never spelled it this way ever in my entire life!
- “Marriage” has the “I” before the “A”! Not after it! This looks totally wrong to me! But my ignorance is lain bare by mighty spellcheck!
- “Judgment” has no “E”! When did this happen?! I’ve been throwing that “E” in there forever! No one’s ever called me on it either!
I tell ya, you think you’ve got it all figured out, but this spellcheck has really put me in my place. Porter Mason isn’t the genius he thinks he is! Ha! Oh well, it’s been sort of fun to find all these though.
Oh by the way, my wife is cheating on me, and I’m filing divorce papers.
It’s… devastating and I’m going to need strength to- Ha! When they hell’d they add another “I” to “liaison”?!?! Too funny!