Here in Los Angeles, I’m always rubbing elbows and tickling armpits with celebrities.

In general, I’m appalled by the deification of celebrities in our culture. So when I come into contact with a celebrity, I try to treat them just like I would a normal person.

Meaning I try desperately to please them, worry constantly about what they think of me and drop everything to reschedule my life around their needs.

If my spineless kowtowing is good enough for my friends, well, then it’ll just have to be good enough for Tila Tequila.