As I get older, I’ve started thinking that it’s time I get my affairs in order.
Problem is, I’m not sure what order is best.
Should I go chronologically, from earlier to more recent? That would turn out like this:
Sarah, Jenny, Ruth, Betty…
Or would it make more sense to start with the recent and head back into my past?
Jessie, Michelle, Sarah (yes, again), Aly…
Maybe alphabetical’s the way to go:
Alice, Aly, Betty, Bob (didn’t everyone experiment in college?)…
So, after much thought, I concluded that the best, and really the ONLY, way to go is a tried and true method that never fails.
Boob size.
That means Kathy. Sweet, sweet Kathy…