Occasionally, the writers of T.J. Monkey’s come out with a Thought so provocative, so offensive, so mind-blowingly hot that we can’t publish it freely on the internet! But now, in this special offer, you can see what all the mind-blowing hype is all about!
You’ll get Porter‘s Nazi stand-up routine, complete with printable swa-stickers and the Final Solution invisible ink activity book! Fun for the whole Aryan family. Auchtung, it’s hot!
You’ll also get Flynn‘s inflammatory Thought on abortion! Pro-life? Pro-choice? Try pro-death! Population control is so searingly hot!
Read Bret‘s equally inflammatory abortion rebuttal in which he wrote the word “damn”! Calm down, Bret, they’re just flesh balls! They’re not even alive yet! Yikes!
Porter really sticks it to those retards in his “On Fat Stupid Mongoloids”. Maybe you won’t be so slow if you didn’t constantly beat yourself over the head, ‘tards! Mentally handicapped? More like idiots! Porter really knocks those jerks down a peg. Hot!
Plus, you won’t want to miss Flynn‘s cereal commercial that’s just too darn hot:
Chemo Crunchies with Marshmallows! The fun way to get rid of cancer! Who wants to eat yucky bran or icky oatmeal to help that prostate? New Chemo Crunchies with Marshmallows packs the whallop of chemo with chocolately marshmallows! Plus, Mom and Dad, each box is irradiated with thousands of millirems of helpful radiation to battle apoptosis and keep them “glowing” all day long! So feel good about breakfast! Chemo Crunchies with Marshmallows! The delicious way to stop wishin’ for remission!
Sizzlin’!
And get Bret‘s Thought about boobies! Yowza yowza ouch! I burned myself.
So get that burn cream ready and order T.J. Monkey’s Too Hot For T.J. Monkey’s today before the entire internet burns up from being so ridiculously, so absurdly, so preposterously HOT!!!