Finding the right girl or guy is difficult, isn’t it?
It’s tough playing the dating game, not the one hosted by Chuck Woolery. That was easy. All you had to do was answer some silly question like “If I were an ice cream cone, what would you do with me?” I mean, the answer to that one is obvious…
“I’d put you in the refrigerator. I don’t want you melting all over my living room rug.”
I would have killed at that game.
But I’m talking about real life. When you’re out, on the scene, “workin’ it”, as the kids say.
Seems to me that people aren’t generally good at picking up signals… especially guys. We don’t know what’s going on. At least we think we don’t.
I think mainly it’s the overwhelming fear of rejection that gets us. If you go up to a girl and get denied that puts you out of commission for a good long time. Your pride, your masculinity, and your genitals need time to heal.
That’s why guys have thoughts like this:
“Well, she’s licking my ear, but I’m not sure if that means anything. I mean, I’m a messy eater. There’s probably food up there or something. That must be it. Food.”
Bottom line, girls: licking a guy’s ear is just plain confusing.
Let’s just go lick ice cream cones instead…