On Why I Don’t Read A Lot

I don’t read a lot. I do, however, watch a lot of TV. You know why? I’ll tell you why:

It’s socially acceptable for me to turn on the TV and watch stuff like “Nikki” or “V.I.P.” or even “Baywatch: Hawaii”.
It’s not socially acceptable to read porn.

TV: 35
Reading: 0

Game Over.