Well, who would’ve thought I’d ever get here? No one really gave me a chance, did they? Four years ago when this site made its debut, no one would’ve guessed that I could’ve made it to 100 thoughts. The many Thought-writing hiatuses (hiati?). The constant format retooling. The cast changes. It all pointed to ten, maybe twenty Thoughts. But 100? Never in a million years, much less ONLY four.
The critics, they doubted me. Just look at the Top 50. Sure, the occasional Scott Thought makes the list, but more often than not, they’re relegated to the second… or third… or fourth tier.
Of course, now I’m vindicated. Over a four year period I have had 100 Thoughts. How many people can say that? Maybe a few, but do they have those thoughts documented on a wildly, er, mildly popular Internet comedy site? I don’t think so.
And just think of the syndication deals. People only buy this stuff in blocks of 100. Now I’m there. Let the money pour in.
What’s that? Syndication is for television? You’re saying the WB doesn’t want my Thoughts? Huh.
Guess 100 Thoughts isn’t really that big a deal then.
But I bet you can’t read ’em all in one day….