Pope Pius:
Wow, heaven sure is a wonderful and beautiful place.
Pope Innocent:
No denying that.
Pope Pius:
Hey, I want to tell you… I’m sorry that I accused you of being guilty of abusing the power of the papacy.
Pope Innocent:
Well, fair enough, but I also need to apologize for accusing you of not being sufficiently spiritual or religious.
Pope Pius:
I mean, what was I thinking, accusing you of not being innocent?
Pope Innocent:
What was I thinking, accusing you of not being pious?
Pope Pius:
After all, you are innocent!
Pope Innocent:
And you are pious!
Pope Pius:
Alright, well I’m glad we got that settled. I’ve got to go have a similar talk with Pope Leo.
Pope Innocent:
Oh? What happened between you two?
Pope Pius:
Well, I got his birthday all wrong, it turns out he was actually born between July 23 and August 22.
Pope Innocent:
Well, go with the grace of God.
God:
Sheesh, you’re talking about me as if I’m not right here.
Popes:
Sorry!
Trumpets of Heaven:
Wanh Waaaannnh!