Wimpy: I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Me (Selling hamburgers): But, Wimpy, it is Tuesday.
Wimpy: Ah. Well. (pause – sobs) I can’t tell time….
Thought/Anecdote of the Day™©®
for August 28, 2003
On Wimpy’s Secret
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