Seriously dude, this chick has been checking me out all night. She was looking at me while I was over getting a refill on my mead. She was looking at me when I was over making that request to the harpsichord player. She was looking at me while we were dancing that courtly dance that we like to dance.
Yeah, I know she’s supposed to be Leonardo’s girl, but he’s a busy guy, maybe he doesn’t have time for her, you know? Maybe she’s getting a little lonely and is out looking for company.
Well, it’s impossible that she’s been looking at you all night, because her eyes haven’t left me. And the whole time she’s got this coy little smile on her face. I’m telling you dude she’s really into me. I’m gonna go ask her out.
-Three minutes later-
Yeah, well I don’t care what she says, she was checking me out. What a tease, huh? Well, you know what? Someday people are gonna remember my name, Ponce de Paris, as the man who proved once and for all that the world is flat and the name Mona Lisa won’t mean anything to anyone.
Now let’s get out of here and go rebirth some stuff.