Mr. Squirrel:
Well hello there Mr. Woodchuck.
Mr. Woodchuck:
Well hello there Mr. Squirrel.
Mr. Squirrel:
Say there Mr. Woodchuck, did you hear about Mr. Clam?
Mr. Woodchuck:
No. No I didn’t.
Mr. Squirrel:
Well, they say Mr. Clam’s really happy.
Mr. Woodchuck:
Oh yeah, Mr. Squirrel? How happy?
Mr. Squirrel:
Well, Mr. Clam is as happy as, a, uh, well, you know.
Mr. Woodchuck:
Indeed I do. Say there Mr. Squirrel, have you heard about Mr. Skunk?
Mr. Squirrel:
Well, no I haven’t.
Mr. Woodchuck:
Well, they say Mr. Skunk is really drunk.
Mr. Squirrel:
Oh yeah? How drunk is Mr. Skunk?
Mr. Woodchuck:
Well, Mr. Skunk is as drunk as a, uh, well, you know.
Mr. Squirrel:
Indeed I do.
Mr. Woodchuck:
Say Mr. Squirrel, I hear that you’ve started coaching a baseball team. I hear those players have some pretty unusual names!
Mr. Squirrel:
Well Mr. Woodchuck, you must have heard wrong. I’m a squirrel, I can’t coach baseball.
Mr. Woodchuck:
Oh. It’s just that… hmm…
Mr. Squirrel:
Say, did you hear about Mr. Owl? They say he’s really wise…