Whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody just stop what you’re doing. Stop the battle. Who just called me a racist? Who was it? I heard it, so don’t pretend like nobody said it alright? Great. Ok. Then we understand each other. Let’s resume the battle.
Rally forward men!
Get those rebs!
Do it for the union!
Stay strong men!
Kill those racist jerks!
Stop! Stop everything. Somebody said it again. Now look, I love recreating Civil War battles as much as the next guy, but some of you are just getting carried away. Half of us have to be the South; it’s the luck of the draw. That doesn’t mean that we agree with their ideologies, OK? I thought we were all here out of a love for military strategy? Right? OK, well great. Let’s get back to the battle then.
Alright, let’s go men!
Take it to ‘em boys!
Kill that racist Stan!
Yeah, Stan’s a racist!
Stan hates blacks!
Alright, you know what, you guys obviously lack any sort of maturity, so here’s what I’m gonna do. It looked like Jerry had me in his sights there so let’s just say he shot me so I’ll just lie down here and be dead. So, I’m out of the battle. You’ve ruined this for me, but hopefully the rest of you can continue on and enjoy what it would have been like to have fought in the battle of Gettysburg. I’ll just lie here in the mud.
Alright, stay strong boys!
Fight for the North!
Give ‘em hell!
And don’t trip over that dead racist!