Chauncey: Arthur, you are the worst janitor to ever work here. You did not do one single thing correctly at this job. You can’t sweep. You can’t mop. You can’t use the cleaning products correctly. You don’t arrive on time. You leave too early at the end of the day. You don’t ever clean your uniform. You smell. You have a bad haircut. You bite your fingernails and that’s disgusting. You have a unibrow. You’re the worst person to ever live. God hates you.
Arthur: (explodes)