I was going through my email inbox the other day, clearing out the usual assortment of spam, when I was taken aback by a particular email’s subject line:
Stop paying for live sex shows!
It was in the morning and I was kind of groggy but when I read that I perked to life. Finally somebody’s willing to use spam emailing for a nobler purpose! Spam, the weapon of the internet pornographer, is being used against Internet Pornography!
Somewhere out there was a noble person willing to put in the effort to send random email solicitations to people’s inboxes to get the message out that pornography is tearing away the moral fabric of America’s society. Someone is willing to stand up to an industry that is inherently degrading to women! In an email box full of darkness there has come a great light! A prophet cries out in the wilderness, “Stop paying for live sex shows!”
Well, finally I was able to calm myself and sit back down to the computer. I opened up the email so that I could personally reply to this person and thank them for their efforts.
Click.
Click.
Hmmmmm…
Well, apparently if anyone is interested in seeing free live sex shows they can go ahead and email SexyCindy@xxxhotties.com. But know that I will be very disappointed in you if you do.
I… (sigh)… I’m gonna go watch a Veggie Tales video.