Thought/Anecdote of the Day™©®

for October 25, 2002

On Your Ears

TJ Monkey’s proudly presents the previously unreleased Director’s Cut of one of the country’s greatest and silliest ditties:

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
Well then, you should probably get them looked at.

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