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Hi! Bingo Winkerbean here, with another great product for all of those golfers out there from the folks at Inventorama. If you’re like me, you have tried hundreds of products that claim to improve your golf game: specially weighted clubs and putters, trick balls and tees, even computer-aided swing analysis programs. All of these products claim that they’ll help you shoot a lower score, but can any of them guarantee it. With the Golf Robot we guarantee that your score will drop. Dramatically.
Having trouble chipping? Putting? Hitting the perfect drive? Not with the Golf Robot. Every one of your shots will be perfect-going immediately into the hole. How can that be possible? The secret is in the Golf Robot’s patented design which completely eliminates the greatest source of error in your golf game: you.
Simply turn the Golf Robot on, insert one standard golf ball, and the Golf Robot will do the rest. Using precision military technology the Golf Robot will locate the hole and, taking every possible condition into consideration, fire the golf ball directly into the cup for a hole in one. On a good day, Tiger Woods shoots around a 65. You’ll show him a thing or two when you shoot a perfect 18 every single time with the Golf Robot.
Having trouble remembering all that tricky golf etiquette? Making small talk with the other members of your foursome? Flirting with the girl who drives the beverage cart? Not a problem with the Golf Robot. With the Golf Robot you’ll never have to leave the comfort of your home. Simply turn on the Golf Robot and it will fly to the course, charm your playing companions, and always return with the beverage girl’s number. If you act now, we will even upgrade your Golf Robot to hunt down and kill the beverage girl’s boyfriend or husband, leaving her both available and emotionally vulnerable.
I’ve always loved playing golf, but up till now the hassles and limitations of my own humanity were simply too frustrating. Not anymore. If you’d like to enjoy golf in a way you never thought possible, call now and for three admittedly difficult payments of $500,000 the Golf Robot can be yours.
The Golf Robot: all the fun of golf, but without all of that golf.