Dear Amanda,
You know, sometimes I feel our relationship is like the Bermuda Triangle, in that I learn a lot about our relationship by watching the Discovery Channel. I guess you could say then that our relationship is also a lot like ancient Egypt or Adolf Hitler or marmosets. But for whatever reason, I prefer the Bermuda Triangle analogy.
Mainly because there is no conclusive proof that our relationship actually exists, and yet it’s causing me to lose all direction and hope in my life.
So leave me alone, foul demon of the sea.
Love,