Guy: So, what do you do?
Me: Well, I do a lot of improv comedy and a fair amount of comedic writing, so I guess I’m a comedian.
Guy: Oh yeah? Say something funny.
Me: Right now?
Guy: Yeah, right now. You’re the comedian.
Me: What do you do for a living?
Guy: I’m an architect.
Me: Design me a house.
Guy: Right now?
Me: Yeah, right now. You’re the architect.
Guy: Well, I can’t do it right now. I need a certain amount of preparation and time to design a house as well as an idea of what kind of house I’d be designing.
Me: Exactly.
Guy: So, say something funny.
Me: (sigh) Sprazzwinkle.
Guy: Heh. Heh heh.