“Look, Chris, you, like a lot of people, complain about the job George W. Bush is doing as president,” says I. “And I’m not happy with the man either, but I say, ‘Look, did you go out and vote in the last election?’ You didn’t. And so you have no right to complain about anything George Bush is doing.”
“Really?” says Chris, who is being physically poked in the eye by George W. Bush as we speak. “Not about– Ow!– anything?”
“No,” says I.
“(sigh),” sighs Chris. “Ow.”