Thought/Anecdote of the Day™©®

for October 18, 2002

On Coaching The Game

The other day I took a poo while chewing on some gum, and I felt like coach in the midst of a heated playoff game. “Come on! You can do it! Give it your all!” I’ve never felt so powerful in my whole life, I highly reccomend it. And, always go for it on 4th down.

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