(Stuffy Sounding Name) is not fit for the office of (Noun) . You should already (verb) that he is a (expletive)– head and not even fit to (activity faster than walking, slower than sprinting and excluding jogging, skipping, and cavorting) in this election. We have made this (adjective like clear but funny in a wacky sort of way) with our television ads where we show a (negative adjective concerning looks) picture of him in black and white while the voice-over guy sounds really angry(punctuation)
(Different Stuffy Sounding Name) is instead the man for the office. When he is in our (word that dumb British people would pronounce ad-VER-tiss-ments) on television he is in color (joining conjunction) is sometimes even portrayed in video (activities in a barber shop) not just still pictures. It’s like he is the land of Oz with all of its magic and (popular Dunkin Donuts treats). In (mathematical function), the voice speaking about him is soothing like an (kind of tea) bath.
On (delightful child’s toy of yesteryear that spins) of all this, (First Stuffy Sounding Name) has sex with (woodland animals), is funded by the corrupt (nationality that wouldn’t get angry at us for affiliating them with mobsters) mobsters, and also has a strange fetish involving (something you’d find in an office supply superstore) and (an ingredient in souvlaki) .
On (specific date or vague fig) we hope that you make the (any adjective, but personally all of us here at Madlibs think sassy is really funny here) choice and vote for (Second, “Different” Stuffy Sounding Name).
Paid for by the (popular television sitcom) of (That Same Stuffy Sounding Name as the Last One).