When I’m hungry for lunch, I have no desire to piddle paddle about looking for something good snack on. I want to know right where I can head for guaranteed yum-yums. You know what, I also like hot dogs. Let’s put these facts together; I like knowing where I can get a good hot dog. You with me? Then you’re gonna want to print the following onto an array of business cards that you can carry around with you. Here’ is my guide to New York City hot dog stands.
65th & Broadway – Okay, right on this beautiful corner you’ll find a hot dog stand. The hot dogs here were plump and yummy, loaded with mustard and ketchup, on a bun. They’ll cost you $1.25, but they are worth it.
23rd & 10th – The hot dog stand here is run by an ethnic man. You will not be able to understand what he says, but I promise, you will get a hot dog. They are plump and good with ketchup and mustard. The bun was also made out of bread.
42nd & 8th – Just outside of Times Square, come here for a more low-key hot dog. You’ll only spend $1.25, and you’ll find the meat plump and juicy. I recommend ketchup, and if you’re up to it, mustard.
86th and Columbus – Willing to go north of the Rose Center for Earth and Space? Awesome, ‘cause you’ll find a great hot dog stand right here, run by a man with a very colorful shirt. He also has a mustache. It is brownish/black. The hot dogs are plump and kept warm in hot water. Get yours on a bun!
48th & 5th – Rockerfeller Center? No way, HOTDOG CENTER! Man, these hot dogs were made out of beef…all beef. They cost $1.25, and they are well worth it. If you don’t like plump, delicious hot dogs on a bun, then don’t go here!
34th & 11th – Are you hanging out at the Javits Convention Center? I was! Well when I walked right outside, I was lucky enough to find this little hole-in-the-wall hot dog stand right on the corner. The man running the cart was apparently not from New York. He might not have known what I meant when I asked for ketchup and mustard, but he sure slung up a sweet plump dog, with ketchup and mustard. I won’t even go into the spasms I had near my genitals when I saw I was getting this thing on a bun.
That’s it! I kept my eyes wide open, but these were the only ones out there I guess. Good luck trying to find another hot dog in New York City!