My watch is broken, so I called the watch repair place.
He was busy, so I made an appointment to come in at 9am the next day.
So I set an alarm. But it never went off.
Because my watch is broken.
So I called the watch repair place. But he was busy.
So I made an appointment. And set an alarm. That never went off.
Because my watch is broken.
This has been going on for 17 years.
*A side observation: this guy’s watch repair business has somehow remained insanely busy for 17 consecutive years. I chalk it up to his great customer service and free gear-shaped balloons for the kids.