If you have ghosts in your house going “boo” all the time, it’s possible you’re being haunted for some spiritual crime you’ve committed.
But it’s also possible the ghosts are simply unhappy with the performance of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Because ghosts are doomed to haunt the earth if they have messages they must convey to the living before they ascend to the spirit realm. And often times those messages are just “the Eagles fuckin’ suck this year” and/or “this ‘wildcat’ shit with Vick is no way to run a fuckin’ offense, amiright?”
The best way to rid yourself of a spirit in your home is to cleanse your home of all negative energy, pepper your rooms with clean power/life crystals and walk around a lot with a cross yelling “They need to get rid of McNabb, get rid of Ried, and just fuckin’ clean house!”