I have a baby tiger.
I wanted a big tiger, but then I heard about how big tigers horrifically maul their owners to death.
So, I got a baby tiger, and it’s been great.
He did critically maul me, but it was adorable and in no way horrific.
Thought/Anecdote of the Day™©®
for February 2, 2010
A Bit About a Baby Tiger
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