I consider myself a well-rounded person. By which I mean a eat a lot.

HAHAHAHA!

No, but really, I do a little of everything. As little as possible in fact.

HAHAHAHA!

Honestly though, in high school, when we voted for the superlatives, I won “Best All-Around”. There was so much of me, I was just “around” a lot more than everyone else.

HAHAHAHA!

Oh my goodness… Well, that was a good little bit of fun. In point of fact, I’m not very multi-talented. But it’s clear that I have one talent, and that’s being hilarious!

I am also indeed morbidly obese and lazy, but I don’t consider either of those to be talents.

HAHAHAHA!

HA… Ha. Hmm. (sigh)