I saw a $5 bill on the street today.
If you believe lyrics from fat, dead 90’s rap stars, then you probably think, “Uh oh! More money is bad! i.e. Mo’ money; mo’ problems!”
But angry past due notices as a result of my massive credit card debt lead me to believe that less money is much more problematic than more money. Ergo: “Les’ money; mo’ (credit) problems.”
In the end, a weird scraggly feral dog sat down near the $5 bill, and I left it alone.
So I am left with a modified version of the original axiom: “Mo’ money; mo’ feral dogs; mo’ rabies; mo’ problems.”
Truth.