“So I had this funny thought on the subway but I didn’t have a pen on it and I can’t remember it for the life of me.”
“Yeah, man, that happens to me all the time.”
“I’d say I only remember about half the thought ideas I come up with.”
“Oh no, Bret, did you leave all our money on the sidewalk? Gagagagooey!”
These are all quotes from a recent T.J. Monkey’s writers meeting. Each year thousands of T.J. Monkey’s thoughts die alone and forgotten, never to see the light of day. Even worse, the victims are infant thoughts-not yet fully developed into a comedy whole. In short, they are thought babies. In shorter, they’re babies. Babies are being killed.
Because of society’s unilateral support against the killing of babies, the Save the Thoughts campaign was born. With a small monetary donation you can save the lives of these thoughts. We at T.J. Monkey’s will use your donation to buy fancy dictaphone pens for each of us so that we can leave verbal reminders for ourselves and these thoughts can live past the cradle.
Also if you act now, receive the following complimentary gifts:
- $50 – a drawing of a tote bag by Porter
- $100 – a signed drawing of a tote bag by Porter
- $100,000 – a tote bag*
*delivery may take up to 6-8 weeks while we use your money to actually make a tote bag.
So email us your pledges today! And then give us the money, cuz we can’t guarantee you a drawing of a tote bag without some cold hard cash in our hands.