They say that as a dog and its master spend more years together, they begin to take on each others characteristics.
That’s why the most popular breed in America right now amongst males is the Brad Pitt Bull.
RIM SHOT!
Guys also love the Michael J. Fox Terrier.
Hee hee
Less popular, the Joe Cocker Spaniel
Just one more…
Far less popular, the Dick French Poodle
Ok, I’ll stop.
Ok, only one more, I swear.
Not at all popular, the Jerry Springer Spaniel
Ok, Ok, really, I’m done now. For serious.
Betcha thought I had another one.
I do.
Many women like the Angela Basset Hound.
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