If you’re like me, then you like to start the day right, with a complete breakfast, one that is not severed or partial. And let me tell you that the ever-alluring “Continental Breakfast,” is not the way to do it. I don’t know what continent this breakfast is from, but apparently they don’t have anything hot there, and fruit salad is only made with melon.
Thank gosh this “continent” hasn’t branched into other meals to ruin our fond perceptions of everything they can be. Continental dinner would probably be a cold pot of gruel with a croissant floating on top, and who knows how badly brunch would get screwed with. Oy!
So take a stand friends! Wage war on this continent of tiny muffins and three-day-old bagels, put down your plastic knife and tiny paper napkin and take up arms! There’s probably a Jiffy Lube with coffee down the street; at least it will be luke warm.